24 Days of Clucks, Laughs & Absolute Holiday Chaos 🎄
Who says Christmas has to be calm and holy?
Meet the F-CAW-F Chicken Advent Calendar 2025 — a ridiculous, laugh-out-loud countdown that turns every morning in December into a mini comedy show.
Behind each door hides a new unhinged chicken — loud, proud, and ready to F-CAW-F their way into your heart (and your holiday décor).
It’s the ultimate gift for anyone with a wicked sense of humor — or a deep appreciation for chaotic poultry energy.

🐓 What’s Inside
🎁 24 Days of Pure Absurdity – A new hilarious chicken figurine every day, each one more ridiculous than the last.
😂 Holiday Humor, Unfiltered – From cowboy hens to festive freak-outs, these birds don’t do “calm Christmas.”

🌈 Colorful, Hand-Painted Designs – Each figure is bursting with expression and festive flair.
🎄 Collect Them All – Perfect for desk displays, tree decorations, or your chaotic chicken shrine.
🔥 Limited 2025 Edition – Once they’re gone, these birds fly south for good.

💬 What People Are Saying
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Funniest advent calendar ever. My husband and I laughed every morning.” – Becky, TX
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Bought one for the office. Now HR is watching us but it was worth it.” – Kevin, OH
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Hilarious, high quality, and weirdly motivational. I love these little maniacs.” – Sarah, CA

🎅 Perfect For
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Gag gifts & white elephant exchanges
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Friends who can’t stop quoting memes
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Chicken lovers (or haters — it works both ways)
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Anyone who thinks Christmas should be a little unhinged

🐣 The Spirit of F-CAW-F
Every chicken in this advent calendar carries the spirit of festive rebellion — loud, silly, unapologetic.
Because maybe… just maybe… the holidays aren’t about perfection.
They’re about laughing so hard your eggnog spills.

The F-CAW-F Chicken Advent Calendar 2025 — because peace and quiet are overrated. 🐔💥
🎁Package Includes
- 1 x 🐔 F-CAW-F Chicken Advent Calendar 2025
❗Notes
- Due to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.
- Due to the different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color displayed on the picture.

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